The Humor Thread

[BFletcher]

 

[BFletcher]

 

[JimK]

 

[timothy]

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I used to love that answer after a 12 hour day.

 

[Phil Perrin]

I used to love that answer after a 12 hour day.

Years ago, after I got out of the Army, I found myself working in one of the original dollar store warehouses
Just before Thanksgiving, we started pumping more stuff into the 50+ stores we had at the time and we were working 70+ hours a week! It made for some nice paychecks, but it still wore young Phil out!
Now, my roommates at the time knew that I was going to be work very long, 6 day work weeks
I came home about 3 weeks into this ordeal at about 730-8PM one night and asked them what was for dinner
Their response was that they were waiting for me, Mr former Army cook to cook dinner!
MY response was to go ok and I went down to the local burger joint, Rally's if I'm not mistaken, and got a triple burger combo
The looks on their faces when I came back and started eating in front of them and stating, "Oh, you wanted some?"
They never pulled that crap again!

 

[Phil Perrin]

Is it considered procrastination if you were never going to do it in the first place?

 

[PHolder]

 

[PHolder]

 

[DanHoo]

Is it considered procrastination if you were never going to do it in the first place?

Never do today what you can put off till tomorrow. Delay may give clearer light as to what is best to be done. ​

Never put off till tomorrow what you can avoid all together. ​

 

[Darren Lebner]

Try it. You'll like it!

 

[Ed P]

 

[BFletcher]

 

[Erik Tracy]

 

[Jeff Boudman]

 

[LMichaels]

 

[Daryl S]

 

[Daryl S]

 

[Phil Perrin]

 

[BFletcher]

 

[Daryl S]