Well, made my first attempt at Roadside Chicken yesterday afternoon. Spatchcocked a 7-Lb Oven-Stuffer roaster (and after performing this operation innumerable times, I STILL cannot remove the keel bone in the effortless manner as depicted in Chris A's tutorial; I think it was all accomplished with trick photography!), split the bird down the middle, and brined the two halves for about 4 hours. Removed from brine, dried, and placed on foil-lined tray.
Got my 22.5 OTG set up with fully-lit two-zone K-briquettes, (one full Weber chimney's worth; and yes, I am quite the tightwad, using disposable aluminum trays more than once!)Placed birds on grill, sauced 'em on both sides - I used Bryan's original recipe, BTW - added a chunk of wild apple, and put on the lid (bottom and top vents fully open.) After ten minutes, opened the lid to re-sauce, and saw my whole world crashing down around me.
I firmly believe that the heat from the coals matched that emanating from the sun's chromosphere, and apparently the chicken's outer layer - as evidenced by its rather rich mahogany color - had managed to absorb nearly the same number of Roentgens as those generated during the first detonation at Hiroshima. Being the quick-witted soul that I am, I removed the close-to-flaming carcasses to the cooler side of my grill.
After a while, things looked a bit more promising, and I sauced and turned, and turned and sauced, for close to the next hour. During this process, tedium set in, and I turned to my newly-acquired bright-yellow electronic flyswatter (not pictured) to relieve the boredom (Two or twelve Natty Lites also kept me company.)
At last, internal temp read 175 for the thighs, and off the grill they came. Tender and juicy, they literally fell apart between the thigh and the breast, when I placed them on the cutting board to rest.
It was pretty doggoned tasty, but although I'm not a fan of REAL spicy foods - it makes my head sweat - it seemed to be missing that little "kick" that I had expected from the white vinegar. I recall that there were some suggestions to add some kick in a few of the posts on this ginormous thread, so I'll have to go back and search.
In order to prevent the "nuke effect" from being replicated, perhaps in the future a half-chimney of K-bricks will suffice; I had intended to try Cornell chicken next (this was my first attempt at ANY kind of chicken on the grill, believe it or not, as I've been a gasser forever with the flying version of protein), but I've gotta perfect THIS technique before moving on....
Hope the pix show up in the post (I've not had good luck with that in the past, I'm pretty dimwitted in that regard.)
Regards,
Rooster