I will be in Portland for the July 4 weekend and invite you to join me for barbecue at Podnah's Pit on Saturday, July 5. Time is will be 8pm. The barbecue is on your dime, but if you show up, I'll buy you a beer and give you a TVWBB pin. How's that? 
This place appears to be the real deal. From their website:
Look for me, I'll be wearing a Weber baseball cap. Would love to meet some Weber fans, so stop by if you can! Text me at mail@virtualweberbullet.com so we can connect.
Podnah's Pit Barbecue
1625 NE Killingsworth
Portland, OR 97211

This place appears to be the real deal. From their website:
In fact, my friend Adam was visiting Franklin Barbecue in Austin and when he got to the head of the line and Aaron asked where my friend was from, he said, "Portland...we don't have much good barbecue there" and Aaron said without missing a beat, "You should try Podnah's Pit. They make some good barbecue!". There's no higher praise than that right there!All our meats are slow smoked using 100% oak hardwood. Without electric, gas assistance, or charcoal. I start at 5 a.m. every morning to have meat ready by dinner that night.
Look for me, I'll be wearing a Weber baseball cap. Would love to meet some Weber fans, so stop by if you can! Text me at mail@virtualweberbullet.com so we can connect.
Podnah's Pit Barbecue
1625 NE Killingsworth
Portland, OR 97211