I know this sounds odd...but how about smoked fruitcake?

[timothy]

Lately it's hip to smoke just about anything so maybe cold smoke the booze or fruit first?

 

[Chuck-roaniecowpony]

Smoked coffee beans, make coffee, eat fruitcake and sip on smoked coffee.

 

[Grant Cunningham]

Smoked coffee beans, make coffee, eat fruitcake and sip on smoked coffee.

Even if smoked fruitcake turns out to be awful, it'll still be better than coffee. Can't stand that stuff.

 

[Dustin Dorsey]

If everything is smoked, then things that are smoked quit being special.