I just found out I'm dead!

[LMichaels]

Well, I guess this is adios. I got an email this AM from US Interpol to inform me of my demise only one day after my birthday. Imagine that. So please be understanding of my grief as my ghost (not sure if it's a holy ghost or not) continues to regale everyone here with my "spirited" repartee'

 

[JKalchik]

Shoot, and here I figured you'd just "ghost" us......

 

[THyde]

"Isn't It Grand, Boys"
Have a listen, and make sure your wife isn't wearing any black!

 

[Darren Lebner]

Can I have your Rolex?

 

[Bob Bailey]

Well, I guess this is adios. I got an email this AM from US Interpol to inform me of my demise only one day after my birthday. Imagine that. So please be understanding of my grief as my ghost (not sure if it's a holy ghost or not) continues to regale everyone here with my "spirited" repartee'

Guessing reports of your demise are exaggerated.

 

[Dustin Dorsey]

I keep getting text messages from someone wanting to buy a property I don't own. I googled it and it's another Dustin Dorsey in Texas with a different middle name.

 

[GrantT]

Well, I guess this is adios. I got an email this AM from US Interpol to inform me of my demise only one day after my birthday. Imagine that. So please be understanding of my grief as my ghost (not sure if it's a holy ghost or not) continues to regale everyone here with my "spirited" repartee'

Very sorry to hear of your untimely demise. Can I have your grills?

 

[JKalchik]

Very sorry to hear of your untimely demise. Can I have your grills?

Dibs on his stand mixers!

 

[John_NJ]

Well, I guess this is adios. I got an email this AM from US Interpol to inform me of my demise only one day after my birthday. Imagine that. So please be understanding of my grief as my ghost (not sure if it's a holy ghost or not) continues to regale everyone here with my "spirited" repartee'

Apologies.

That email was sent out a day early.

I am going to have to report this infraction to upper management.

Carry on.

 

[DanHoo]

@LMichaels will you be serving a lunch?

 

[G Schafer]

Stop paying taxes. You will be brought back to life right quick!

 

[PHolder]

Dibs on his stand mixers!

Beat me to it!!

 

[k walsh]

Did you vote Democrat after your demise?

 

[PHolder]

Don't forget to vote!

 

[Timothy F. Lewis]

Can I have your Rolex?

Forget the Rolex, can I have the Wolf!?

 

[timothy]

Did you die in your sleep? ( lucky bastard ) that was from Grumpy Old Men.

 

[Bob H.]

Well, I guess this is adios. I got an email this AM from US Interpol to inform me of my demise only one day after my birthday. Imagine that. So please be understanding of my grief as my ghost (not sure if it's a holy ghost or not) continues to regale everyone here with my "spirited" repartee'

Happy Birthday!