Death, taxes and...?

[Brad Olson]

This morning I was doing minor repairs and reached for the bottle of Elmer's Glue-All, and naturally the nozzle tip was plugged. And that got me to thinking about the old saying that the only 2 sure things in life are death and taxes, but how there have to be a lot of thirds out there.

So my truth is "death, taxes and the glue bottle tip being plugged". What's yours?

 

[BFletcher]

Change of plans.

 

[timothy]

When the directions say " easy assembly " you know you got your hands full.

 

[Dan Leighton]

Batteries not included. Of course you don't have the right size.

 

[Bob Correll]

A wrench dropped while working on a car will bounce to the geographical center underneath the car.
Same principle for any object dropped in the kitchen, it will be found under whatever it can get under.

 

[Chris W.]

When late/in a hurry, you'll get stuck behind someone doing 10 under the speed limit.

 

[Mark Silver]

When two cars are travelling down a street in opposite directions, they always meet at the pedestrian/bicyclist/impediment/obstruction causing one (always me!) to slow or stop to allow passing.

 

[Phil Perrin]

One size fits all/most, doesn't!