I adore Paula Deen! On the other thread in Just Conversation (who would you like to hang out with) Paula is my numero uno! Why? Cuz she seems laid back and fat and happy and she has that great witchy cackle and her brother Bubba has that new oyster bar she's part owner of, and she hangs around motorcyclists and just seems so awfully nice.
Most folks said they'd like to hang out with everyone's favorite mad scientist Alton Brown. I love him, but I'd be more comfortable around her, methinks. Now, if I needed to build a food slicer out of a lawnmower, he's my guy, but for food (and booze! the lady likes booze!) it's Paul or the other nice rotund lady, the Barefoot Contessa (Ina Garten). Man, she always is fixing some strong drinks! And she's just who she is. And her husband cracks me up.
Otherwise, Tyler Florence or Wolfgang Puck (Wolfie seems verrrry funny and nice). Raichlen for sure! Gentle Pisces that he is.