When I was on vacation and either the shop or a coworker would call me
I always answered my phone with, “ Hi, you’ve reached Phil’s phone. Phil’s not answering the phone right now and doesn’t give a $&€%#! about work right now. Leave a message at the beep and I’ll ignore your call in the order it was received. BEEP!”
After that the person calling would go, “What the $&@&$?!?” and I’d start laughing at them and take the call
My wife was known as "The Exact Change Lady" back in the day...you know, the one that digs around in the bottom of a huge purse, looking for loose dimes, nickels, and pennies. For her it was personal, almost like a challenge.