Speaking of marriage....

[Frank H]

* A man calls 911 and says "I think my wife is dead". The operator says, "How do you know?" The man says "Well , The sex is about the same, but the ironing is starting to pile up!"





* My wife has been missing for a week now. The police said I should prepare for the worst.

So, I went down to Goodwill and got all her clothes back. (Rimshot!).

 

[JimK]

Nice one, Frank!

 

[Dave Russell]

Oh, Lordie. That's a goodun', Frank.

 

[SE Davis]

* If you locked your wife and your dog in the trunk of the car for the afternoon........Your dog would still be happy to see you when you opened the trunk.

 

[Frank H]

Ha ha! Sure would....the wife , not so much.