<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Ty Avent:
George,
I'll state just a few of my theories for modifying an SJP as oppose to cutting a one touch grill
Reason 1 The "Dance With The Girl Ya Came With Theory": Some of us bought the sjp not aware of its faults. Modifications are cheaper and less space consuming than buying another grill.
Reason #2 The "Theory of Evolution" men like grilling partly because men like messin' with fire. We also like messin' with tools. Fire and tools, the combination that helped us become the dominant species. Fire, tools, meat then drag the girl ya came with back into the cavelike garage. Can't get more basic than that.
3rd "The Theory of Creation" it is just as easy to go to the local bbq joint and order food. But instead we like to make our own...ie some of us just like to create stuff. Then show it off.
4th "Doctrine of Lease Resistance" otherwise known as the "Cross My Heart and Hope to Die Theory." Tinkering with the grill provides a great reason not to clean out the gutters or help with the dishes, or cut the grass, or move the furniture, or go in the living room and watch lawrence welk reruns with mother-in-law like I promised since I couldn't spend time with her the last time she visited because I had to go out a buy an SJP for the big game but you just thought it was an excuse but I really wanted to spend time with her but I really had to find an SJP but now I really really have to modify the grill today to get it ready for the upcoming tail gate season in three months and I really truly promise to spend time with her next time she comes but I can't watch lawrence welk if a game is on and I really hope you don't get another headache tonight. Cross my heart and hope to die.
5th "Theory of Relativity" or the "Male Ego knows no bounds" Theory . Not only can my pa (my relative) whup your pa (your relative), but my SJP (relative to yours) is better'n yorn.
6th "The George Mallory Theory." Mallory was asked why he wanted to climb Mt Everest and he famously replied "Because its there" Subsequently many people followed. They (other than those of Mallory's time) could have easily taken a helicopter but like cutting the legs off a full sized kettle is/was cheating. I was going to modify my sjp because others had attempted it or, like Mallory, die trying. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
Perfect...!!!