MIke, join the club. You have taken the first step and admitted that you have a problem.
I just made an offer on another one. A Genesis Gold with worktables at both ends, porcelain worktables (whatever they are). It makes perfect sense I tell ya, it's a logical upgrade for my Silver B.
I'm starting to realize I made a mistake putting any time into my first junker Silver B, good grills are everywhere.