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OK Mr-Thom-Emery who mentored me during my rookie days in 2008, I did purchase two TPens so I won't need to borrow it from neighboring teams when I compete! ;-)
And not to forget folks like you who were kind enough to help out the rookies. I've taken your lesson to heart and helped others get into this wonderful past time.