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Some worm infested brains for dessert. Another that I really liked was cutting up hot dogs into strips and boiling them. They curl up a little and look like worms. I took a casserole dish filled with refried beans, and mixed in the hot dogs, which looked frighteningly like night crawlers...

Close to how it happens in our house, except the angle is wrong. Our cats stand facing the phone/book/whatever, so that their butt is in your face.

I've confused them by giving them $10.85...

Reminds me of Sam Vimes' Dis-organiser in Terry Pratchett's Watch books. It was a little demon in a box that was analogous of a PDA.

Last one for me...I promise. I was driving past a prison the other day, and saw a midget climbing down the outer fence in an apparent escape, and pointed it out to my wife. She said he'd never make it because his arms and legs were too short and he couldn't possibly go fast enough. I said...

There was also a midget fortune teller there who had escaped prison and was using the traveling circus as a way to evade authorities. She was a small medium at large.

So, one of my favorite dad jokes, There were these two goldfish in a tank. One said to the other, "I'll drive, you man the guns", now has new meaning.

Uh, as good as he appears to be, I still wouldn't be set up where they have the cameraman set up for this video.

I'm a geologist/environmental consultant and early in my career, I was at a gas station collecting groundwater samples from monitoring wells we had on the site. I was using a bailer (tube sampling thing) tied to some string to get the samples. The common "question" people would ask was "you...

One of my favorite knock, knock jokes... Knock, Knock Who's there? Where is? Where is who...

I haven't really grilled or BBQed anything out of the ordinary for a while, so my time on tvwbb has been more lurking than anything lately. But it was an absolutely beautiful morning Sunday, so I decided to cook breakfast outside. Made about 10 pancakes and half the package of bacon. Eggs...

I like flat iron quite a bit, but rarely find it. I have not, however, ever cooked one on the grill. I cook it on real hot cast iron.

I can tell you from experience that to recite back, word for word, the last two or three sentences she said is absolutely NOT the appropriate response.

Now, you post this. We were trying to find a good BBQ place during our vacation a few weeks ago, and turns out we were only 25 minutes from Hubba Hubba Smokehouse? I think we missed out.

Everything worked out about perfect. Like I mentioned before, it was just a small brisket flat, so I had that on the main grate. I placed a raised half grate over that with the shoulder. It was tight but it fit. I started a couple of hours earlier than normal and kept the temp at ~275. I...

Well, I like Mike's idea the best, but that's not going to happen today. If the shoulder is fully thawed, I might start that this evening. The brisket flat piece is actually pretty small, so I don't think it'll make a huge difference. Worst comes to worst, once the smoke part is done and they...

My daughter is having friends over Saturday for her 18th birthday, so I planned to make some pulled pork. But she reminded me last night that one of her friends doesn't eat pork, so I pulled out a smallish brisket flat to also smoke. I smoke with my 22" kettle using the snake method. I...

I went into a PayLess yesterday to get some rice and chicken thighs for a Cajun dinner and ended up also grabbing a full brisket for $3.49 a pound (dropped from $6.99) and boneless pork shoulder for $1.99 a pound. No immediate plans to cook them, but I have a freezer in the basement, so I...

I agree. We bought a module shortly after moving into that house. I did use the griddle a lot for breakfast though. Cleanup for that was easier. We moved out of that house a year ago, and I much prefer the kitchen in the new house. Folks before us put some really nice (and pricey)...

It's the Jenn Air thing. Had a stove that used them at our old house. It was a stove top that had cartridges with two burners each. You could remove one cartridge and place these in the bottom of the basin where the cartridge had been, the heating element would then plug in and sit atop the...