Speaking of marriage....

Frank H

TVWBB Gold Member

• Mar 21, 2014

• #1

* A man calls 911 and says "I think my wife is dead". The operator says, "How do you know?" The man says "Well , The sex is about the same, but the ironing is starting to pile up!"





* My wife has been missing for a week now. The police said I should prepare for the worst.

So, I went down to Goodwill and got all her clothes back. (Rimshot!).

 

JimK

TVWBB 1-Star Olympian

• Mar 21, 2014

• #2

Nice one, Frank!

 

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Dave Russell

TVWBB Honor Circle

• Mar 21, 2014

• #3

Oh, Lordie. That's a goodun', Frank.

 

SE Davis

TVWBB Pro

• Mar 21, 2014

• #4

* If you locked your wife and your dog in the trunk of the car for the afternoon........Your dog would still be happy to see you when you opened the trunk.

 

Frank H

TVWBB Gold Member

• Mar 22, 2014

• #5

Ha ha! Sure would....the wife , not so much.