Woe is me, wife won't even let me look. :(

[JRicks]

https://roseburg.craigslist.org/for/6213920241.html

I could go buy if some one would come get it from me.

 

[ChuckO]

The secret is to stop and Bed, Bath & Beyond and pick her up a candle or some lotion. Works every time

 

[Bill Elwell]

Not at my house...

 

[GregCox]

I almost bought that is that the one for $55 that used to be $65

 

[ChuckO]

I bought it much to my wife's dismay. I will sell it to you. Need it gone!!!

Did you not bring her a candle or some lotion? You're dead in the water if you don't have your ores in

 

[JRicks]

I did not. But I will make her delicious food. Excited to try my new rotisserie tomorrow, need to get rid of that green head now. Great times.