Bob Sample
TVWBB Diamond Member
So I'm lazing around the other day enjoying a couple beverages, playing with my almost new pup in the yard and we're totally minding our own business when out of the blue my SIL calls. Normally I would have ignored the call and just told my wife she called when she got home but something in my head told me I should pick it up. My SIL rarely calls our house, especially when she knows my wife isn't at home, because quite honestly our relationship is one of toleration not love and admiration so little alarm bells went off in my head saying I should pick up the phone because something must be wrong.
Me: hello
SIL: hi Bob remember a few years ago I mentioned I wanted to do a pig roast and you would cook the pig?
Me: ummm sure ( I remember her saying it but don't remember agreeing to it )
SIL: how about the 15th?
Me: the 15th?
SIL: of September, I ordered the pig already
Me: ummmmm
SIL: my friend has a spit he's bringing over
Me: ummmmmm ok
SIL: I gave him your email so you can talk to him about it.
Me:um ok, he's done this before?
SIL: yeah lots of times
Me: ok I guess I can help him out.
SIL: great you and Kerry can come out the night before and we can get stuff ready
Me: ok
SIL: bye
Me: bye
So at this point I'm thinking I'm going to be helping a guy roast a pig, then I get his email. He has a spit, not a rottisierre, just a spit. He has done one pig in his life and it didn't turn out very well. He is dropping off the spit but will not be around to cook, he is coming after for the party cause he heard how good my BBQ is.
Now I could rant longer about the many wonderful and varied ways I imagined killing my SIL but I have decided to look on the bright side. I'm finally doing a pig.
So here is the plan: build a cinder block pit,easy peasy. Inject and rub the pig the night before. Put the pig on the spit and get the spit on the pit at 6am, they want to eat at 4. Keep the pit at 250 or so by putting charcoal in all 4 corners of the pit and rotate the spit every hour or so. Hopefully the pig will be ready at 2 or 3 so it can sit before it's pulled. The pig is a heritage breed and 150 lbs.
So I'm open to advice, criticism of the plan and looking for a real kickbutt injection for the pig. I've looked at Harry Soo's and Chris Lilly's injection. I have a friend with a friend with a Cuban friend that does pigs, buried, that are awesome and I've tried many times to get his injection recipe from him but he won't talk. Apparently it's a traditional Cuban recipe. Should I score the skin in a cube pattern and rub it or make slices and work the rub in under the skin? I plan on filling the cavity with onions, garlic cloves and fresh rosemary sprigs and then sew her up.
Thanks for putting up with my rant and any help is appreciated.
Me: hello
SIL: hi Bob remember a few years ago I mentioned I wanted to do a pig roast and you would cook the pig?
Me: ummm sure ( I remember her saying it but don't remember agreeing to it )
SIL: how about the 15th?
Me: the 15th?
SIL: of September, I ordered the pig already
Me: ummmmm
SIL: my friend has a spit he's bringing over
Me: ummmmmm ok
SIL: I gave him your email so you can talk to him about it.
Me:um ok, he's done this before?
SIL: yeah lots of times
Me: ok I guess I can help him out.
SIL: great you and Kerry can come out the night before and we can get stuff ready
Me: ok
SIL: bye
Me: bye
So at this point I'm thinking I'm going to be helping a guy roast a pig, then I get his email. He has a spit, not a rottisierre, just a spit. He has done one pig in his life and it didn't turn out very well. He is dropping off the spit but will not be around to cook, he is coming after for the party cause he heard how good my BBQ is.
Now I could rant longer about the many wonderful and varied ways I imagined killing my SIL but I have decided to look on the bright side. I'm finally doing a pig.
So here is the plan: build a cinder block pit,easy peasy. Inject and rub the pig the night before. Put the pig on the spit and get the spit on the pit at 6am, they want to eat at 4. Keep the pit at 250 or so by putting charcoal in all 4 corners of the pit and rotate the spit every hour or so. Hopefully the pig will be ready at 2 or 3 so it can sit before it's pulled. The pig is a heritage breed and 150 lbs.
So I'm open to advice, criticism of the plan and looking for a real kickbutt injection for the pig. I've looked at Harry Soo's and Chris Lilly's injection. I have a friend with a friend with a Cuban friend that does pigs, buried, that are awesome and I've tried many times to get his injection recipe from him but he won't talk. Apparently it's a traditional Cuban recipe. Should I score the skin in a cube pattern and rub it or make slices and work the rub in under the skin? I plan on filling the cavity with onions, garlic cloves and fresh rosemary sprigs and then sew her up.
Thanks for putting up with my rant and any help is appreciated.