OK, this story is somewhat related to the original post and funny enough that it bears retelling...
The setting is a barbeque competition here in Arizona at about 8:00pm on a Friday night. There was a team a few spaces away from mine and they were clearly enjoying a few adult beverages which is not an unusual happening on a Friday night at a barbeque competition. They had fired up their cookers, one of them being a WSM. I was downwind from this team and there was an incredibly powerful smell of lighter fluid coming from their site. I expected it to dissipate but, alas, it did not. After about a half hour of this odoriferous bombardment, I went to their site to see what the hell was going on. I asked one of the guys about the powerful lighter fluid stench and the group roared with laughter. Well, there was one fellow there who wasn't laughing and his comrades urged him to explain what was going on. He did and this was his story...
He was new to the wild world of barbeque and wanted to come the contest with his friends who had been competing for a few years. He asked, they said yes so he asked if he could bring his new smoker and some meat to cook too. Again, they agreed and suggested bringing a pork butt. He arrived with smoker, pork butt, rub and, of course, charcoal. They told him to get his cooker set up and bring it up to temperature. Like me, his buddies were curious about the powerful smell of lighter fluid pouring out of his cooker and just figured that, as a rookie, he had used it to light his charcoal. When the smell didn't go away, they asked him the very same question I had asked: "What the hell is going on?" The rookie told his buddies that all he had done was load the cooker with charcoal and light it claiming that he hadn't used any lighter fluid. When pressed about what kind of charcoal he used, he answered..."Matchlight".
True Story!