Ah yes... the Shop Vac...! I gazed out onto my patio and saw the kettle with a pile of ash in the catch-tray, with some ash inside the bowl.... I grabbed my trusty shop vac and hit the "on" button.
I learned several lessons:
1. If the filter is not in, you get an impressive back-blast cloud of ash all over.
2. The slight tingly shocks I received while accidentally touching the kettle bowl while shop vac-ing were slightly alarming.
3. While trying to gently tap the very full filter onto my garden planter, several things happened: Wind swirl got ashes into my eyes and onto my clothes. I tapped too closely to my redwood-stained fence and I was rewarded with impressive ash residue splatter pattern. The ash that fell onto my broad sunflower leaves looked a bit like nuclear fall-out.
4. Never wear suede "Vans" while tapping an ash filled filter.
5. I still had to dump the shop vac bowl into the trash, only not as neatly as I do the kettle ash catcher, so I spilled ash over the back of my trash can.
6. My filter is still dirty and my shop vac bowl is dirtier than when I started. I had to change my t-shirt and I need to find my shoe cleaner.
Greg.... you're a better man than I...! I'll revert to taking the ash catcher directly to the trash can.