The Humor Thread

[Doug D]

I've actually met this guy, Dr. Zahi Hawass. That's King Tut on the table.

 

[Darren Lebner]

I've actually met this guy, Dr. Zahi Hawass. That's King Tut on the table.
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As in "Hawass your sandwich"?

 

[Daryl S]

 

[Phil Perrin]

 

[Joe Anshien]

Italian Bike Tour

 

[Joe Anshien]

 

[Ed P]

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I've always told my wife, I'd like to retire and live the kind of life that we've provided for our pets.

 

[Jeff Boudman]

 

[Joan]

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.

Police were called to a day care where a 3 year old was resisting a rest.

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.

The roundest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference.

To write with a broken pencil is pointless.

 

[Daryl S]

 

[Darren Lebner]

You suckers are buying turkeys? There's a better no-cost method.

https://twitter.com/x/status/1587421735384625152

 

[Ed P]

You suckers are buying turkeys? There's a better no-cost method.

https://twitter.com/x/status/1587421735384625152

Nothing like roadkill, right off the grille!

 

[Darren Lebner]

Nothing like roadkill, right off the grille!

If you watched you'd know that this is fresh turkey!

 

[Ed P]

If you watched you'd know that this is fresh turkey!

You have got to be kidding!!! I only watched until it got to the point where it looked like he was going to have to take the car apart to get the bird out of the grille...I missed the best part!

 

[Joe Anshien]

 

[JSaus]

And yet, we survived....

 

[JSaus]

This is the type of car seat we had for our first kid. To make it worse, we had a 2-door car and the seat folded forward. At least it had a seat belt.

 

[Daryl S]

 

[Joe Anshien]

 

[Daryl S]