Love spiral dogs! That beer cracks me up...and its an IPA? I've never had the pleasure. (and this is unusual because I only drink okay, mostly drink IPA's)
Smart thinking on the hinged equipment holder/dirt preventer (sounds like a good official name). I could use that for my grill grates. I hate laying them on ground, don't want grease on patio, and they're bit awkward under performer. Thanks.