Smoked Tomatoes ( or what NOT to say to your Wife)


 

Bob Sample

TVWBB Diamond Member
Update . So I got a dozen romas sliced them in 1/2 and seeded them. Smoked them for about 1 1/2 hrs at 175-200 with 1 small lump of hickory.

Took them off and they were mushier than I wanted them. Peeled them, pureed them and then Kerry went at them with her pinch of this and dash of that. Part way through the process I asked her how she was going to recreate it if we liked it since she wasn't measuring anything she was putting and she just gave me this mind your own business look.

After another minute and more trips to the spice drawer I said "well if we really love this sauce and you don't write down quantities or even what's in it how am I supposed to make it if you die before me???" Apparently this was right up there with the time I said "but that's not the way my Mom makes it, I'll give her a call" just after we got married.

She mumbled something about "if you keep that up it's not likely she'll die first" so I grabbed a beer and headed outside.

Results of the sauce- it was very smokey and a little runny. The tomatoes were very sweet but we decided it wasn't quite right for pizza.

BUT we had friends over yesterday and made brochette with it and it was fantastic.

Next time I'll go much shorter with the smoke and leave the kitchen as soon as I hand over the tomatoes.


Life isn't like a bowl of cherries.....
It's more like a jar of jalapenos. What you do today is likely to come back and burn you in the butt tomorrow.
 
I'm with Kerry on this one Bob.
If I keep careful notes, my dish or whatever, seems to always be sub-par.
If I just throw in spices etc, it's usually pretty good.
Hard to replicate though.

Happy to hear your smokers turned out well!
 
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content"> Apparently this was right up there with the time I said "but that's not the way my Mom makes it, I'll give her a call" just after we got married.
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Oh dear Bob, you are lucky to have lived after that line! That one is high on the list of famous last words uttered by a man with only seconds to live!
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Linda:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content"> Apparently this was right up there with the time I said "but that's not the way my Mom makes it, I'll give her a call" just after we got married.
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Oh dear Bob, you are lucky to have lived after that line! That one is high on the list of famous last words uttered by a man with only seconds to live!
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Think my Mother should have taught me that
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Michael G. (Canada Mike):
Didn't realise you were a newlywed... </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

haha yup only been married to my lovely bride for 27 years.
 
Just got this, and couldn't resist:

Subject: Medical distinction between Guts and Balls
 
There is a medical distinction between Guts and Balls.
We've all heard about people having Guts or Balls,
But do you really know the difference between them?
In an effort to keep you informed, here are the definitions:
 
GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the Guts to ask: 'Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?'
 
BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the guys,
smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the Balls to say: 'You're next, Chubby.'
 
I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions.
Medically, speaking there is No difference in the outcome.
 

 

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