Len Dennis
TVWBB Diamond Member
A young rabbi was addicted to golf. Even on Yom Kippur he went to the course at the break of dawn, before rushing to the synagogue to begin the long day of prayer and fasting.
God and Moses were watching from heaven as the rabbi approached the first tee.
"I'll punish him" God says to Moses.
As the rabbi skied his drive on the first tee (a 450 yd par 4), God blew up a strong wind. It caught the ball and carried it down to the green where it rolled in for a hole-in-one.
Moses looked at God and asked: "That, you call punishment?"
"Ah, but who is he going to tell?"
God and Moses were watching from heaven as the rabbi approached the first tee.
"I'll punish him" God says to Moses.
As the rabbi skied his drive on the first tee (a 450 yd par 4), God blew up a strong wind. It caught the ball and carried it down to the green where it rolled in for a hole-in-one.
Moses looked at God and asked: "That, you call punishment?"
"Ah, but who is he going to tell?"