Maybe I think too much about food

[Brad Olson]

My wife, doing some stuff online at 5:30pm: "Today is World Penguin Day!"
My nearly instantaneous reply: "It's too late for me to find one to grill now."

Judging by the look I got, that might not've been what she meant...

 

[JimK]

Taste like chicken?

 

[Brad Olson]

And already dressed for dinner.

It's a good thing she doesn't check in here.

 

[Joan]

and what sides would you use? Hmmmm, anything goes with black and white.