Happy Father’s Day
TOP 10 DAD JOKES
1. Why do fathers take an extra pair of socks when they go golfing?
In case they get a hole in one!
2. What do you call a factory that makes okay products?
A satisfactory.
3. Did you hear about the actor who fell through the floorboards?
He was just going through a stage.
4. What does a sprinter eat before a race?
Nothing, they fast!
5. What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
Nobody knows.
6. That car looks nice but the muffler seems exhausted.
7. I’m reading a book about anti-gravity.
It’s impossible to put down!
8. Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock-knock joke?
He won the ‘no-bell’ prize.
9. What’s brown and sticky?
A stick.
10. What does a baby computer call his father?
Data.
And here’s one for the road….
I like telling Dad jokes. Sometimes he laughs!