Bob Correll
R.I.P. 3/31/2022
After months of building up courage George decides to take a parachute jump, but after jumping out of the tiny Cessna he pulls the ripcord - and nothing happens.
Alarmed, he pulls his reserve chute cord - and again nothing happens.
As he's plummeting towards the earth he spots another man shooting upwards at a high rate of speed.
'Do you know anything about parachutes?' cries George, as the man passes him.
'No! is the yelled reply, 'Do you know anything about gas grills?'
Alarmed, he pulls his reserve chute cord - and again nothing happens.
As he's plummeting towards the earth he spots another man shooting upwards at a high rate of speed.
'Do you know anything about parachutes?' cries George, as the man passes him.
'No! is the yelled reply, 'Do you know anything about gas grills?'