Recent content by Brad Olson

The holly jolly's starting early this year! I can't remember the last time we had measurable snowfall at this point. And next Saturday the high's supposed to be 66.🤪

There is no such thing as a baked potato with too much butter.

They're telling you to turn the thermostat up a couple of notches, you cheapskate.;)

Did they tell you you were a fast learner?;)

I'm not a particularly hirsute individual so I can get by with random shaves throughout the the week. A few buzzes here and there with the electric and the occasional blade touchup in the shower and I'm about as presentable as I need to be. But Sunday night is different. The weekend's...

"Josh, about the money for tonight." "Oh, yeah...$200 and you boys ate $300 worth of meat."

"Ooo, ooo, Double Venison!" One of my favorite Foreigner songs.

And the password is...spatchcock. Were utensils involved or was it just a bare hands feeding frenzy? (If "spatchcock" ever did show up on Password I'll eat my shorts. But Gene Rayburn and the Match Game crowd would've had a field day with it.)

I think you reach for that big jug of Costco insulin.

Scenery, scenery, blah blah blah... Where didja EAT???;) I'll road trip at the drop of a hat. And a very small hat at that. Perhaps there may be a cat in that hat, I don't know. I do not know, Sam I Am. I do not eat small cats and ham.

You know you're getting old when the medium size McDonald's fries is enough.

Somewhere, your grade school math teacher is weeping.;) Kemper, those ribs didn't come up short in any way!

No tickets to the game so tailgating at home. My apologies if the photos are a bit wonky but I took them straight from my phone. Regardless of what happens on the field, Milwaukee's always baseball's tailgate world champion!

OK, so not quite this extreme, but... When the Bears won the Super Bowl in 1986 I found myself in downtown Chicago in the wee hours, wearing nothing but 2 t-shirts and a windbreaker (above, jeans below) and well into my cups. Got home at 2 am with frostbitten pinky fingers, got up at 4 to...

$6 for a piece of CI that's going to outlive you and then some. Beat it like a rented mule. ;) (No actual mules were harmed in the writing of this reply.)