Got sour cream and mayo? Or cottage cheese or cream cheese?
Blend two or more of the above in equal portions. (Use a blender if using cream cheese.) Fold in minced pulled pork till the mixture is loaded with it and quite thick. Fold in a splash of cider vinegar and some rub. (In lieu of rub add some chipotle or smoked paprika.) Adjust salt. Adjust vinegar. Serve.