This made me chuckle.

[TonyUK]

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[Jerome D.]

Hmmm...if "everywhere that Mary went the lamb was sure to go", then where exactly did Mary go, only to have her best friend end up being basted on a rotisserie?

 

[George Curtis]

Probably inside crying her heart out. Sister*in law had her pet chicken for dinner. She didn't eat chicken for a very looooong time.

 

[Bob H.]

That happened to a friend of mine when she was about 4. She became a vegetarian and still is in her mid 60's.

Probably inside crying her heart out. Sister*in law had her pet chicken for dinner. She didn't eat chicken for a very looooong time.