If you stay on the Board long, you'll soon realize there are very few people who type with only two hands that can beat Doug to a post reply. Actually, I think I may drive over to the New Orleans area one day and see if he really exists. I suspect he may actually be a computer. Nobody can know that much and post that fast, and never make a mistake typing or give incorrect information
ABTs aren't going to have nearly the mass that a even a small turkey will. I would expect to have to close the (bottom) vents down by around halfway all around.