I'm sure this will surprise no one here...

[Grant Cunningham]

...but a large meta-analysis has confirmed a positive correlation between meat consumption and longevity. Further, studies specifying meatless or largely vegetarian diets to promote longevity may have failed to account for other health modalities and lifestyles.

Meat intake is associated with life expectancy | IJGM

Examining the association between meat intake and life expectancy at a population level based on ecological data published by the United Nations agencies

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[C Lewis]

So, bacon diet it is then.

 

[BPratt]

My data points to butter as the key to a long life

 

[Jason Godard]

Happiness leads to a long life. BBQ lead to happiness.