<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Frank Mastrogiovanni:
Hey Dan, I started on my wife in the early spring about getting the OTG and she fought it tooth and nail all the way. I had to wait until she was vulnerable or until I had a better bargaining position. It’s sort of like a chess match. The opportunity came for both about a month ago.
My opening came when I noticed that my wife was feeding a stray kitten. I asked her if she was thinking of adopting this one as well as the two we already have. She said she wasn’t but I know what her real no’s sound like when I hear them. Therefore, I told her we don’t need another worthless mouth to feed, when we already have two cats and a dog. Besides, the predators will probably catch her before you do…especially with those two new hawks we have in the neighborhood. Check. My wife looked up to the sky and I knew I had my new OTG on the way.
She tried to say this was no time to use a poor defenseless kitten as a bargaining chip, besides I already owned a gas grill and smoker. I told her she had two cats. Check. She said you have a dog. Who guards the house, I added. Check. My cats catch mice she desperately countered! Ok I said, do you want me to take photos when the hawks start eating the cat? Check. Now I own OTG 22” and I got to name the cat. Her name is Stripe. Checkmate! My wife and daughter can’t stand the name.
</div></BLOCKQUOTE>when the family was 5 {three boys} a 22 was fine, now that the boys are bringing WIVES and GIRLFRIENDS home the 22 does not make it. I wish I could play the stray cat card, but my wife runs off the local strays because our 2 rescue cats run around the house when they wander by
I am checking Ebay and Craigs list for a performer.....