Jim Lampe
TVWBB 1-Star Olympian
A man owns a small farm in Wisconsin.
The Wisconsin Labor Board claimed he is underpaying his help, so they sent an agent down to interview him.
“I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them,” demanded the agent.
“Well,” replied the farmer, “Dere’s my farm hand—I pay 'im 'bout $200 a week an' free room in' board."
"The cook has been here a bit more than a year and I pay 'er 'bout $150 every week an' free room in' board."
"Den dere’s dat half-wit who works 'bout 18 hours 'er day an' does about 90% ovda work.
He makes 'bout $10 a week, pays 'is own room in' board, ani buy 'im a bottle of bourbon every Saderday night.
An, once in 'erwhile, he’s pretty sociable wid my wife.”
“That’s the guy I want to talk to—the half-wit.” says the agent.
“You’re talkin' to 'em.” replied the farmer.
The Wisconsin Labor Board claimed he is underpaying his help, so they sent an agent down to interview him.
“I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them,” demanded the agent.
“Well,” replied the farmer, “Dere’s my farm hand—I pay 'im 'bout $200 a week an' free room in' board."
"The cook has been here a bit more than a year and I pay 'er 'bout $150 every week an' free room in' board."
"Den dere’s dat half-wit who works 'bout 18 hours 'er day an' does about 90% ovda work.
He makes 'bout $10 a week, pays 'is own room in' board, ani buy 'im a bottle of bourbon every Saderday night.
An, once in 'erwhile, he’s pretty sociable wid my wife.”
“That’s the guy I want to talk to—the half-wit.” says the agent.
“You’re talkin' to 'em.” replied the farmer.
