Dear Mr. Kingsford


 
S

Steve Petrone

TVWBB Platinum Member
Dear Mr. Kingsford,
You are the unquestioned leader in charcoal. Thank you for many years of manufacturing a very fine, dependable product.
Enter instant light gas. You have responded to the instant gratification segment of the market.

Now, hear from the low and slow crowd. I will start.

What would make Kingsford charcoal better?

*Long burns (like the original)
*Less ash
*Less odor
 
How about:
Dear Henry Ford; (yes he started the company) Please bring back the Model A.
And while your at it bring back the original charcoal too. Remember what happened with New Coke?
 
and Howdy Cream soda.
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(I thought we were talking about things we missed)

Oh and ... please distribute Kingsford lump to a wider geography. Thanks.,
 
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and Howdy Cream soda.
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Or they could crank out some Hardwood Briquets like duraflame has. It is lump, pulverised and pressed into briquets without the starchy ash creating additives. Seems like it would be the best of both worlds.
 
How about,
Dear Mr. Kingsford, is that ammonia aroma that your briquettes put out good for our food?
 
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