Mayonaisse? Yikes.
Speaking of which, I have my TIVO! set up to capture bbq shows (there are a few good ones and some awful ones) and on one of them this woman from the South is showing how to do pulled pork.
First, she visits her neighbor who has a big smoker and is doing it up right. After about 30 seconds of that, they're in her kitchen and she's showing how to do it in a kitchen oven! I'm thinking, "whoa, let's go back to the smoker guy!"
Anywho, at the end, she takes this pulled pork (I'm being generous in calling it that), two pieces of WHEAT bread -- wheat?! -- and spreads mayonaisse real thick over both pieces.
Wheat bread, an oven, mayo, and no fiery vinegar, mustard, or smoke anywhere in sight! Maybe these southerners need this New Jersey boy (now Mass) to come down and show 'em how to do it. (Just kidding) Anyway, it gave me nightmares.
Best,
Doug