Clint
TVWBB Olympian
An elderly man in Florida had a large farm with a pond in the back that was suitable for swimming. He'd fixed it up nicely with picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and some orange & lime trees.
One evening the old farmer decided to go to the pond since he hadn't been there for a while. He grabbed a 5 gallon bucket to bring back some fruit. As he neared the pond he heard voices shouting and laughing.
When he came closer he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny dipping in his pond – he made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end. One of the women shouted to him “we're not coming out until you leave!”
The old farmer frowned and said “I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim or get out of the pond naked, he holds the bucket up, I'm here to feed the alligator!”
One evening the old farmer decided to go to the pond since he hadn't been there for a while. He grabbed a 5 gallon bucket to bring back some fruit. As he neared the pond he heard voices shouting and laughing.
When he came closer he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny dipping in his pond – he made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end. One of the women shouted to him “we're not coming out until you leave!”
The old farmer frowned and said “I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim or get out of the pond naked, he holds the bucket up, I'm here to feed the alligator!”
