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The Genius of Steven Wright: 1 - I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize. 2 - Borrow money from pessimists -- they don't expect it back. 3 - Half the people you know are below average. 4 - 99% of lawyers give the rest a bad name. 5 - 82.7% of all statistics are made up on the spot. 6 - A conscience is...

Seems like he survived in The Ten Commandments, Ben Hur and Planet of the Apes.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Brown%27s_Body

Companion piece to the "Keef is so old" jokes. https://futurism.com/the-byte/keith-richards-hologram-tour

We've been mostly happy with a Eufy hardwired doorbell. Your indoor chime will be disabled, so a wireless, plug-in chime is included. Went ahead and upgraded the doorbell transformer, so can't say if could truly get by with an older underpowered one. Mounting hardware includes a plate to angle...

Did someone say Tower of Power?