The Humor Thread

[LMichaels]

My kind of salad

 

[Bob Bailey]

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Looks like a good start to me !

 

[LMichaels]

 

[LMichaels]

 

[LMichaels]

 

[Bob Bailey]

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After seeing what it did to my hands for almost 40 years, no thanks! I sat in a puddle of Jasco once and that was even worse

 

[LMichaels]

After seeing what it did to my hands for almost 40 years, no thanks! I sat in a puddle of Jasco once and that was even worse

You do realize it's a joke don't you? BTW it makes a great wasp killer.

 

[Erik Tracy]

 

[Bob Bailey]

You do realize it's a joke don't you? BTW it makes a great wasp killer.

Yep to the joke We don't kill wasps around here. Ours are pretty docile and do a good job of killing off worse pests. Only time I've been stung by one was putting on my straw gardening hat, that hangs on a hook outside the back door, without checking inside. Got me dead center on the forehead.

 

[LMichaels]

Got no use for them here. Yellow Jackets are the absolute worst. AHoles with wings they are. They sting just for fun

 

[GaryP]

Brakeclean is exactly what I used on a nest of them a few months ago. They got me four times in side of my head. It took a second to realize what got me. Then I went into the house and came out like Mac from predator "I'm gonna have me some fun".

 

[JimK]

 

[Bill D-NC]

BD

 

[timothy]

1. What do you call a group of men waiting for a haircut?
A barbercue.
2. What do you call a frozen kid?
Chill-dren
3. What do you call a belt made of watches?
A waist of time
4. What do you call a man who cannot stand?
Neal
5. What do you call a reluctant potato?
A hesitater.
6. What do you call a Magician who's lost his magic?
Ian.
7. What do you call a dinosaur fart?
A blast from the past!
8. What do you call a duck that steals?
A Robber Duck.
9. What do you call a fish without eyes?
A fsh
10. What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.
11. What do you call a dog with a fever?
A hot dog.
12. What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta.
13. What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
Sofishticated.
14. What do you call a sad coffee?
A despresso.
15. What do you call a Mexican man who lost his car?
Carlos.
16. What do you call an angry counsellor?
A therapissed.
17. What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce?
Chicken caes-a salad.
18. What do you call a man with a rubber toe?
Roberto.

 

[Dave Mazz]

 

[Erik Tracy]

 

[timothy]

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Ain't that the truth!

 

[Mark Silver]

 

[Phil Perrin]

 

[JSaus]