I use Best Foods mayo for things like tuna salad.
For spreads I like QP mayo (Japanese mayo) and always keep a large squeeze jar of that in the fridge.
I go hiking and do overnight backpacking regularly and I go off trail to take care of business pretty much on every outing. When you continually hydrate yourself you gotta go every so often. They say stay several hundred feet away from any natural water source but I never follow that guideline.
We've never used our dishwasher in all the years we've lived in our current home. 100% hand wash. So after 25 years of the dishwasher taking up space under the counter I finally yanked it out and replaced it with a 54-bottle built-in wine cooler.
My dad, who's 93, had the flu and spent 8 days in the hospital back in December. I'll get an occasional cold from time to time but I've never had a flu shot. But I get asked every time I visit my doctor and I decline.
I must be stupid or something. I've been married to a Latina for over 30 years and I still don't know Spanish.
And on top of that I live in L.A. where everyone, except me, speak Spanish.