The Humor Thread

[LeviWooten]

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I see no issue here. Bread is made from wheat. Is that not a kind of vegetable?

There’s bound to be some garlic in there somewhere….pretty sure that takes care of the vegetable part….carry on

 

[Bob Bailey]

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I see no issue here. Bread is made from wheat. Is that not a kind of vegetable?

Best looking salad I've seen!

 

[TonyUK]

Don't forget, the animals that the meat came from ate plants. Those plants count as vegetables as well...they've just preprocessed!

Exactly!!

 

[Phil Perrin]

 

[Rusty James]

 

[TonyUK]

I'm really annoyed that I can't remember how to write 1, 1000, 51, 6 and 500 in Roman numerals.

In fact.....I M LIVID.

 

[Bob Erdman]

 

[Phil Perrin]

 

[JimK]

 

[Bob Erdman]

 

[Phil Perrin]

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Me too!

 

[Bob Bailey]

 

[Phil Perrin]

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My geriatric dachshund approves of this even though his are gone!

 

[Timothy F. Lewis]

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I’ve never been accused of “lighting up a room”…changing the atmosphere? Maybe.

 

[DanHoo]

If I tell you I'm picking up a hottie at the club...

It's code for getting a rotisserie chicken from Costco.

 

[Phil Perrin]

 

[Phil Perrin]

 

[JimK]

 

[JimK]

 

[DanHoo]