The Humor Thread


 

Rusty James

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Kentucky Derby winner gets hungry...

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PHolder

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The traffic light turned yellow, just in front of him. He did the right thing, stopping at the crosswalk, even though he could have beaten the red light by accelerating through the intersection.
The tailgating woman was furious and honked her horn, screaming in frustration, as she missed her chance to get through the intersection, dropping her cell phone and makeup.
As she was still in mid-rant..., she heard a tap on her window and looked up into the face of a very serious police officer. The officer ordered her to exit her car with her hands up.
He took her to the police station where she was searched, fingerprinted, photographed, and placed in a holding cell.
After a couple of hours, a policeman approached the cell and opened the door. She was escorted back to the booking desk where the arresting officer was waiting with her personal effects.
He said, ''I'm very sorry for this mistake. You see, I pulled up behind your car while you were blowing your horn, flipping off the guy in front of you and cussing a blue streak at him. I noticed the 'What Would Jesus Do' bumper sticker, the 'Choose Life' license plate holder, the 'Follow Me to Sunday-School' bumper sticker, and the chrome-plated Christian fish emblem on the trunk, so naturally....I assumed you had stolen the car.''
I was just flipped off by a silver haired old lady with a 'Honk if You Love Jesus' sticker on the bumper of her car
 

Joe Anshien

TVWBB Emerald Member
A married couple were doing some spring cleaning of their house. After looking at the husband’s collection of Weber grills, the wife proclaimed, “You need to get rid of some of those grills. There are just too many.”
“You’re starting to sound like my ex-wife,” the husband casually replied.
“What?! I didn’t know you were married before us!!!” exclaimed the wife.
To which the husband replied:
“I wasn’t.”
 

Chris S in YEG

TVWBB Fan
I don't think that that's how it works
The animal has eaten the food with gluten and has already processed it into energy. I don't think that it is transferred in the butchering process
Yep, thats what I said in the group LOL. After reading the Humor thread the Gluten Free Group is my second source of comedy with what people ask could contain gluten.
 

 

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