LOL, spiders don't bother me.
Years ago, I saw a customer jump about 3 feet sideways as he came out of a door.
I asked what was up, and he pointed at the spiderweb and the yellow and black garden spider.
I was like, "Watch this", and started blowing on the spider in his web.
This guy almost fainted as the spider started shaking the web!
I stopped messing with him after that, but kept scaring him by asking "Is that a spider?" almost every time I saw him!