I know David Letterman is an acquired taste, but I like him and thought these were funny. Enjoy!
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David Letterman Grilling Tips
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David Letterman Grilling Tips
- Test the grill temperature by placing your hand directly on the cooking grate.
- Constantly turning burgers and hot dogs is an excellent way to avoid interaction with others.
- Treat guests to a pleasant surprise...stuff burgers with cheese, bacon, or loose change.
- Help meat retain its natural juices by applying a thick coat of antiperspirant.
- Cooking shish kabob may result in a visit from the Department of Homeland Security.
- While the grill is hot, burn incriminating photos or documents.
- Entertain guests by making a slide whistle noise when you slip a hot dog into a bun.
- Remember, technically you're not inappropriately touching someone if you use tongs.
- To keep unused pickle slices fresh, reassemble them into whole pickles before storing.
- Nothing says "party's over" like urinating on hot coals.
