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Len Dennis

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My Junk mail folder does a good job. Highlighted in red is mine.


Interim Assistance General Manager.
(Operations, Maintenance, Transportation)
Harrisburg International Airport Pennsylvania
One Terminal Drive, Middletown,
PA 17057, Pennsylvania USA


Hello Good Friend

Your Abandoned Package For Delivery

I have very vital information to give to you, but first I must have
Your trust before I review it to you because it may cause me my job,
So I need somebody that I can trust for me to be able to review the
Secret to you.

I am Mr. kevin byner, head of luggage/baggage storage facilities
(Operations, Maintenance, Transportation) here at the Harrisburg
International Airport, Pennsylvania USA. During my recent withheld
Package routine check at the Airport Storage Vault, I discovered an
Abandoned shipment from a Diplomat from London and when scanned it
Revealed an undisclosed sum of money in a Metal Trunk Box weighing
Approximately 110kg. The consignment was abandoned because the
Contents of the consignment was not properly declared by the consignee
As "MONEY" rather it was declared as personal effect to avoid
Interrogation and also the inability of the diplomat to pay for the
United States Non Inspection Charges which is $3,700USD. On my
Assumption the consignment is still left in our Storage House here at
the Harrisburg International Airport Pennsylvania till date. The
Details of the consignment including your name, your email address and
the official documents from the United Nations office in Geneva are
Tagged on the Trunk box.

However, to enable me confirm if you are the actual recipient of this
Consignment as the assistant director of the Inspection Unit, I will
Advice you provide your current Phone Number and Full Address, to
Enable me cross check if it corresponds with the address on the
Official documents including the name of nearest Airport around your
city. Please note that this consignment is supposed to have been
Returned to the United States Treasury Department as unclaimed
Delivery due to the delays in concluding the clearance processes so as
A result of this, I will not be able to receive your details on my
Official email account. So in order words to enable me cross check
Your details, I will advise you send the required details to my
Private email address for quick processing and response. Once I
Confirm you as the actual recipient of the trunk box, I can get
Everything concluded within 48hours upon your acceptance and proceeds
To your address for delivery.

Lastly, be informed that the reason I have taken it upon myself to
Contact you personally about this abandoned consignment is because I
Want us to transact this business and share the money 70% for you and
30% for me since the consignment has not yet been returned to the
United States Treasury Department after being abandoned by the
Diplomat so immediately the confirmation is made, I will go ahead and
Pay for the United States Non Inspection Fee of $3,700 dollars and
Arrange for the box to be delivered to your doorstep or I can bring it
by myself to avoid any more trouble but you have to assure me of my
30% share.

I wait to hear from you urgently if you are still alive and I will
Appreciate if we can keep this deal confidential. Please get back to
Me via my private Email :(kevinbryner142@gmail.com) for further
Directives

REPLY ONLY ON THIS EMAIL...kevinbryner142@gmail.com

Thank you.



kevin byner
Interim Assistance General Manager,
(Operations,Maintenance, Transportation)
Harrisburg International Airport Pennsylvania
One Terminal Drive, Middletown.
God Bless America
 
Like the call from the IRS I got today: I am not so sure the IRS would choose a spokesperson to record their message in broken English. Also not so sure the IRS works on Sat. Nevertheless, according to the message, I am going to jail unless I call the phone number they gave me.
 
Like the call from the IRS I got today: I am not so sure the IRS would choose a spokesperson to record their message in broken English. Also not so sure the IRS works on Sat. Nevertheless, according to the message, I am going to jail unless I call the phone number they gave me.

<lol>

I've only received one actual phone call (I think I posted it here ~ in Jan? June?? and was on my ans machine). Was quite crappy actually. ;)

Found it

http://picosong.com/wRzYp
 
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Like the call from the IRS I got today: I am not so sure the IRS would choose a spokesperson to record their message in broken English. Also not so sure the IRS works on Sat. Nevertheless, according to the message, I am going to jail unless I call the phone number they gave me.

Ha! I had one voicemail from the "IRS" and it literally said "If you fail to pay, we will send the cops and get you arrested."
 
"Ha! I had one voicemail from the "IRS" and it literally said "If you fail to pay, we will send the cops and get you arrested."

The sad part is there are people, elderly for example, that do fall for it. Unfortunately very little can be done to prevent these scammers.
 
Gets the blood boiling at first but as you've never visited "those sites" (you haven't, have you ;) (and have no webcam ?? ) , no worries.
 
1 in a 100 chance on picking the right numbers. It would be a concern to me.

Can't do more than you have already done other than reading up on how to beat THEM.
 
I'm an IT consultant and deal with this all the time. When you decide to change your passwords, also change your security questions/answers - things like, "first car? GTO" that allow you to reset your passwords if you have forgotten them. If a hacker has accessed your accounts, he probably knows the security questions/answers too. If he changes them and your password, you're out of luck. Sorry about a serious post in a lighthearted thread - now back to levity and barbecue content!
 
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