WSM - Stop smoking and start smoking.
WSM - Smoking is good for the digestion.
WSM - I love the smell of smoke on my man.
WSM - Smoke - everybody cool is doing it.
WSM - The good way to smoke.
WSM - Mouth watering second hand smoke.
I'm mormon, and it's one of my wife's favorite jokes, to take a friend aside and in a low, quite voice say something like: "I don't know what to do. Late at night when the kids are asleep I've cought Clay outside smoking."