If he's going to be just a good ol' dog, never meanin' no harm, then the choice is obvious.
My granddaughter was born with a bilateral cleft palate and has since undergone 3 surgeries with probably 1 or 2 more to come. Seeing the smile on her face puts a smile on mine.
Of course, if Rodgers is hired there's always the risk he's going to demand to write his own questions, decide who the support staff is, decide whether or not the executive producer stays or goes...
...which wouldn't be any different from his current job.;)
Jon, after various calculations involving posted sale prices and my wife's Kohl's employee discount I've discerned that you owe me 23 cents for the pair of Hanes that are collateral damage as a result of my uncontrollable laughter. 30 days and 1.5%. ;)
I'd burn another batch by itself in a clean bowl to see if the same problems exist. If they do the problem's most likely with the charcoal, and if they don't there's at least one other factor in play.
That being written, I re-burn charcoal all the time but I also de-ash.
You're looking too far into the future with those steak omelettes...I suspect you'll raid the fridge more than once for a nibble before the night's over. ;)
If I ever get ahold of some Wagyu I hope my first cook comes out half as good!