Salt brined and butterflied whole bird; liquid brined skinless bone-in breast; and "Armadillo Turkey"- a boneless breast stuffed with cornbread and sausage dressing, wrapped in bacon, and finished with a cranberry bbq sauce glaze. Happy Thanksgiving everybody!!
Get it? Gobble... because its turkey. Turkeys make a gobble sound. But its a play on words because gobbling can mean to eat quickly. Sort of a pun. I should be a comedy writer. Zzzzzzzzzzzz.